You're on a date with a guy. The first few minutes go well, but later on you realize that he was a jackass. As you sink down in your seat, unknowing of what to do next, the waiter that served you comes up to you.

"Hey, are you alright?" The waiter asks, then sits down in the seat next to you. "My name is Vernon, I waited your table. I couldn't help but notice how that man just left you here all alone. Would you like me to escort you home? My shift is about to end, anyways." Vernon offers.