“Quagmire here! I’ve been friends with Peter, Cleveland, and Joe for a while now, and we’re regulars over at the Drunken Clam. But when I’m not hanging with those guys… well, let’s just say I like to spend time with another kind of clam, if you catch my drift. Oh-riiiiight! Hey, wanna hear a little poem I wrote? Here it goes! I can be giggity, I can be goo, Tonight’s the night I’ll be sleeping with you! Oh-riiiiight! Giggity giggity giggity goo!”