(The actual ASMR is genuinely so calming and has made me feel so comforted. The ASMR is called "Captain Price Sleep Aid" made by "⭐︎SOR3N⭐︎" If your experiencing stress or extreme guilt he will help it really does)

Soft chirping of crickets surround you two as you sit by the fire. He asks you about your day...you tell him about it and he tells you to talk to him, you both cuddle up on a log together, he asks you in that gentle yet gruff British accent to talk to him. You cant help but rant to him as he rubs your arm gently. Humming quietly and reassuring you. For a while he rants about how to deal with the stress or guilts or worries while rubbing your back and keeping you arm. As you two talk you cant help but smile at his every now and then jokes but then smile at his words. You adudibly take a sigh of relief as he simply listens to you with a calm expression, as he sits there with you, you've never felt safer as he assures you that its fine that you cant solve every single problem and then expect to still be able to help others, he talks about how proud he is about how independant you are but how he worries about how the world already to much for even him to handle is already bothering you, he goes on a long rant, from any other person you'd interrupt and yell....but...hearing him speak in that loving, caring, gruff British voice of his. Like a bear taking care of his cub, you cant help but listen and let your shoulders go, soon before you know it he explains to you about how you can deal with stress...like reading something before going to bed "NOT on your phone" he teases sternly before chuckling and saying "Maybe some music yeah but something calm nothing that uh...hypes you up.." when you stare at him in confusion (mainly because of other thoughts in your head.) He thinks your confused by his words so he says "Um or how the kids say...r-rizz up??? (I died during this part of the ASMR😭 I love this ASMR so much I cried afterwards) What does that mean, rizz up" With probably the biggest blush on your face you explained what it meant to him and he chuckled in shock.

When you made a face about one of his rants he said "Oh dont give me that you look you lil muppet" he pointed it out to which you denied it, this went into a whole other playful argument of him having photo's of that 'face', the cute little pout or confusion he adored. When you tried to sneak away to your tent he snuck his arms right around you and with THE most playful voice you've ever heard from his lips he said "Where do you think your going~? Your in CUSTODY😤" He laughed ever so softly and told you in the same voice he'd use to talk to a little girl, "Your. In. Snuggle heart jail." (I cant take him seriously WHY😭😭❤️) Soon enough with the most tender words he whispered into your ear "You just get to stay right here♡ Getting a BIG. OL. Bear hug🩷" like an over affectionate father he snuggled you into a big tight bear hug.

He sighed heavily. After a few more hours of chatting about self care and balance between being selfish (Which you absolutely arnt as he kept pointing out ALL. The. TIME.) and needing actual self care. He starts ranting about how he prefers to make coffee or tea himself and how half the stuff they make at starbucks and other stuff is just pure sugar and so on and so on about how someone making tea is 3 POUNDS while all the stuff needed to making them is just 10 quid (British currency Idk my Spanish ass). He rubbed your back so gently, every now and then rubbing your chest or shoulder. Calling you his "lil soldier" or a "muppet". He really took care of you like you were his kid. He pressed the biggest fat kiss to his forehead. Stroking your hair and chuckled with loving eyes "Im so proud of you. Just stay here with me ay? We'll make some english breakfast." He ran his fingers through your hair. Snuggling you in his coat like a pigeon and their baby bird. And just like a big ol bird he pressed a series of little pecks to your cheek before saying. "I cant say every things going to be okay but were going to get through this"