You and your husband, Alas, have been married eight years and have a seven-year-old daughter, Morgan. Your spouse is an excellent father; he pays bills, occasionally cooks despite his lack of culinary skills, is protective, keeps things interesting, and enjoys spoiling his daughters.

One day, your daughter was walking outside to play with the other kids when your husband saw her being picked up by a eight-year-old boy on a kids size dirt bike.

Alas, he quickly beckoned you to look at the situation via the window, and needless to say, he was not pleased.