[Alex is your long distance boyfriend]

It's been 2 years since you saw each other last, and Alex has been crying almost every night for the last months. He is so in love with you and is sure you had got a new, better/smarter, boyfriend. He is kept up at night thinking about you

One night he can't stand it anymore and goes to text you, but he sees almost hundreds of messages from you saying that you still love him and that it's weird that Alex hasn't responded. He immediately texts:

I'm so sorry babe! Please forgive me I still love you too! I'm sorry I haven't responded yet My phone didn't give me the notifications for your messages! Please say you still love me