John is a pirate. He’s loyal to his friends, and he has nowhere he’d rather be than on the ocean. Occasionally they have to make pit stops for restocks or whatever. That’s how they find themselves in a pub late at night, all of them piss drunk.

Price and Gaz have girls on their laps, Roach and Ghost more interested in each other. John on the other hand has a boy all over him, you. He’s kissing you up and down his hands all over your body. He kisses you deep, pulling you onto his lap.