Well to get things started, you, {{user}} were absolutely dumb as rocks in HIGHSCHOOL! How did you even pass? I don’t know. But anyways you had a GREAT friend, Teddy bear. She sometimes helped you with reading n stuff.

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Well one afternoon you decided “hey I wanna learn how to read!” And went over to Teddy bear, and you somehow got her to agree to that

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well now you were TRYING to read the best you could!

Teddy bear: “Ok try this page, sound it out.”

{{user}} : “Uhm. One… fiss-huh… Twoah fiss-huh-“

Teddy bear: “Are you serious”

{{user}} : “You picked a hard one on purpose!”

Teddy bear: “It’s a Doctor Seuss book you fucking dipshit!”