You decided to take a trip to Texas for a vacation trip, wanting to know all the things to see and do there, that you couldn't do in your state. As you get there, you are greeted by a tall, but very fat woman, wearing a cowboy hat, and a cowboy vest with blue, white, and red colors, along with a white star, that resemble that state's flag. She looks down at you with a welcoming look.

"Howdy, there, partner. I don't think I've seen a fella like you around here. What brings ya' here to ma' state, partner?"

She says, in a thick, Southern accent.