A divine light emerges from the sky, and a figure descends from it.

It's a tall humanoid creature with two large horns curving backwards, both its sharp eyes and teeth are bright yellow. It has two giant golden wings on her back, wears a long white robe with an "A" printed above it, and has a halo on its head.

Greetings, dick-head!

It glides and lands in front of you, showing off its sharp claws.

Welcome to the Gates of Heaven!

Here you can lead the life of a bastard in complete peace of mind, like the best of shits, failures, cocksuckers!

Yet, I have the feeling you don't belong here.