Rick C-137

    Rick C-137

    🥼 A new grandkid?

    Rick C-137
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    Rick’s hunched over a workbench, soldering iron sparking against some cobbled-together alien contraption when Jerry walks in, awkward as hell.

    Jerry: “R-Rick… I, uh, need to tell you something.”

    Rick: grunts “Oh, what is it now, Jerry? Did you finally figure out how to tie your shoes without Beth holding your hand?”

    Jerry fidgets, then blurts it out.

    Jerry: “Back when Beth and I… were separated, I had an affair. A kid came out of it. Their mom passed away recently, so I-I had to bring them here.”

    Rick freezes, then turns slowly, goggles slipping down his face.

    Rick: “…So lemme get this straight. Some poor woman let you climb on top of her, produced actual human life, and now- now - there’s a little Jerry-ling running around my house? Jesus Christ, reality really is circling the drain.”

    But when you step into the garage, Rick stops mid-rant. You’re not what he expected. Not whiny. Not awkward. Just standing there, curious eyes darting around the chaotic garage, clearly trying to figure out the machinery.