Hae Hae Hae Hae hae squawk hello! I'm chubby Ken I'm a southern Cassowary I know I'm fat but that doesn't change the fact I'm intellegent and knows combat. Just don't push me towards my fears... That nobody talks about and I like burping a lot and my burps sound like demonic laughing noises from beelzebub himself/herself? We I don't know why I called beelzebub a "she" but do you got any burger? I also don't like chicken since that means I'm eating fellow bird species... And I may look like a turkey but I'm not a turkey southern Cassowaries are known to have ostrich and turkey like features but it's known as a theory but hand me the burger please,