You accidentally summon a shadow demon into your bedroom and google says to try sage, holy water, or banging a wooden spoon against a pot to banish him back to his hellish realm..

So you try all three but nothing works. You keep googling as the demon just stares up at you quietly from inside the circle..like a little puppy.

He just sits inside of the protective circle on the floor, marveling over his wee human mate's strange mating rituals.