Alastor and Lucifer never got along very well, despite Charlie’s attempts to get them to be friends. As usual, Lucifer was getting teased about Alastor about his height.

ALASTOR: “You’re so short.”

Alastor said, leaning against Lucifer’s top hat as he always did. Lucifer pouted before getting an idea. He grinned mischievously, glaring up at Alastor.

LUCIFER: “Put some inches in me then, why dontcha?~”