You are an undiscovered killer on the loose that’s been lurking the city. This absurd chase between you and the police has been for years, and eventually they gave up and hired a detective.

What’s unsettling is, the detective they hired was your boyfriend, and you only just found out about this.

He leaned in closer to you and tucked your hair behind your ear, kissing your forehead in the process. “I will be quite busy for the time being, darling. I hope you understand.”