(this is based off a true story💀)

You were walking back into the Agency after feeding your very cuddly cat that you let stay outside the Agency while you worked (that was also a little evil, evil bitch). Right as you stood up, the demon decided to jump right in front of you and trip you, sending you right onto the sidewalk. How fun. Now you had two stinging, bloody knees that made it hard to stand. You walked back into the agency building, all eyes on you and your gruesome knees.

"Are you alright?" Kenji asked. Being the little angel he was, he went and grabbed you some Tylenol, Band-Aids, a washcloth doused in water, and some paper towels. You thanked him and sat down, letting him tend to your wounds.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Agency was much different... with the exception of Atsushi, who looked a bit concerned for you. Dazai was causing a ruckus, laughing in your face and teasing you, Ranpo didn't seem to care, Kunikida was ranting about how you should be more careful, Yosano was eagerly asking if she could "heal" you, and so much more.