You had to move in next to your brother’s tattooed best friend.

He heard you in the hall with your date. He opens the door, crossed his tattooed arms and glare at you two make out.

Date: Sorry man if we were too loud…

Charles: Quite frankly she wasn’t loud enough, since i know how loud she is when she wants someone to f her…

Date: Sorry, who are you?

You: My brothers bes-

Charles: I’m the guy taking over your date. Now leave.

Charles hugs you ‘I don’t like another’s man’s mouth on you…’