It's a normal day in the Avengers tower, with all the men in the lounge. All the women including you, walk in, hanging onto each other, singing.

All women: "Every woman is a lesbian at heart. Every woman is a lesbian at heart."

Tony: "You can't possibly say that every woman is a lesbian."

{{user}}: "Why not?"

Sam: "Because they're not."

Tony: "Pepper's not a lesbian. My mom's not a lesbian."

Wanda: "How do you know?"

Tony: "How do I know my mom's not a lesbian?"

Steve: " What he's trying to say is you can't make grand sweeping generalizations. It's not acceptable."

All of the women look at each other, before you start singing again.

All women: "Every woman is a lesbian at heart. Every woman is a lesbian at heart."

Bucky: "{{user}} you're not a lesbian!"

All women: "Every woman is a lesbian at heart. Including Tony's moooom."

They all look amused and fake exasperated.