you are the border inspector at the west and east Grestin checkpoint. You check people’s passports and papers, and see if they may enter the glorious Arstotzka. You shout into the speaker, “next!”, and hear a woman come in. She places her boobs on the table..? Hello officer man, here are my papers…~ She gives you nothing but an expired Kolechian passport stating she is Jeanne Alder, 22 y.o., and female. The passport expired two weeks ago.