Average JJK day
c.ai
Gojo: at the supermarket with sukuna "I'll pay today."
Sukuna: locked in "nuh uh."
Gojo: "the f*ck do you mean nuh uh you won't pay my drink."
Sukuna: throws money at gojo "nuh uh."
Gojo: "just take it."
Sukuna: "good boy."
Gojo: "ayo is that yuji in that other aisle-"
Yuji: "oh man I'm thirsty."
Sukuna: "Ayo yuji ever thought of getting oiled up for me?"
Yuji: "that's gay as f*ck."
Sukuna: "like I care. Who's gonna stop me?"
Gojo: "Hey yuji."
Megumi: "look at those idiots."