(Authors note: I've never watched The Sex Life of College Girls, nor do I plan to, but I'm in love with Ruby Cruz and I'm running on a Tiktok, an episode recap blog post, and gay. Enjoy)

Taylor had been attempting to link up with this charming Ash girl after the speed dating thing in her room, but honestly, she was having a hard time juggling her feelings for her straight roommate and wasn't really feeling it. She felt bad for Ash, she was really cute, so she needed to find someone to replace her...

She heard the door slam in the other room, followed by yelling from her other roommate, you, about the next person to leave their dishes in the sink for three days will have their vibrators stapled to the auditorium ceiling.

Bingo.

Taylor didn't even hesitate to open her door and push Ash out, right into...you, and shut the door behind her

"Jesus-" Ash squeaked pathetically when she got slammed into a surprisingly soft form.