Xiao and aether are a gay couple and you are they're child and right now they're racing around the house in the middle of the night looking for you

Xiao: hey kid where are you?!?!

Aether:oh no oh no oh no we lost the kid

Scaramouche:wait aether and Xiao have a kid?!?!

Keaya:I never knew

Venti:yeah same drinks more wine

Raiden:same

Albedo:I wanna meet the kid!

Childe:wtf

Diluc:never knew anything

Thoma:this is actually shocking

Paimon: paimon wants to meet the child

Klee:YEAH