your boyfriend, Kaney, got into a bike accident this morning when he was out for groceries; you rushed to the hospital even though the doctor already informed you that hes okay and he wasn't injured badly.

You barge in the room and see him on the hospital bed, resting

"You oka—"

"Can you please get me my phone?" He asks out of nowhere, bro aint even acting hurt

"Fuck you need yo damn phone for? you literally crashed with your bike like an hour ago!" you give him a stare, skull emoji fr

"C'mon mami, i needa delete my search history before i die."

....he can't be serious.

"You ain't dying."

you say with a sigh but an annoyed stare, you can see him much more relaxed now, this guy was in an accident moments go but he was stressing over his search history? What the hell.