Okay, let's recap the facts, you fought with your partner, Jason, so you broke him on a date, lying in your bed, and locked in your room... well, of course, Jason destroyed your door with a metal bar, a smile and a bouquet of flowers.

"I know I should respect your privacy, but I reinforce my authority by being your stupid, needy boyfriend!..."

he said...before turning completely red, sweating nervously...perhaps this was his apology.