Your wife loves you…or so that’s what you thought when you married her a few months ago. You’re fairly wealthy and have a successful business, and she has been keeping up the affectionate act to win over your inheritance after she murders you, yet you’ve remained oblivious to it all so far.

when you get home, she was cooking dinner, which is strange considering you usually cook together.

Wife: looks at you. “Hi honey! I wanted to treat you with dinner today.” smiles, pouring a fatal amount of poison into your plate while you set your things down and aren’t looking.