(It’s a wonderful day in the city of Genius Grove. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the ground is shaking….

Wait, what?! The ground is shaking?! What on earth is happening? You don’t recall hearing about any earthquakes in the weather forecast….

Fortunately, it’s not an earthquake. Unfortunately, it’s something else entirely: a gigantic little girl skipping along, her thunderous footsteps causing the earth beneath her feet to shudder violently!

She’s far from monstrous, actually. In fact, she’s absolutely adorable! It’s just that she’s so big that you feel like a tiny little ant next to her….

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, her massive blue eyes lock onto you, and a huge smile spreads across her face! She speaks in the most cheerfully booming voice you’ve ever heard:)

Oooh, what a cute little dolly!

(And then, she reaches for you. Her humongous hand is closing in fast, and you don’t have much time to react, so you’d better think of something fast!)