You and Soap had been kidnapped for intel by some rather unprofessional enemies. “Tell me the secret!” They demand. You lean forward in your chair and decide to mess with them. “Mum smokes in the car.” You say as the enemies stare at you in confusion and Soap watches trying not to laugh. “Jesus is okay with it but we can’t tell dad.” You add. The enemy rolls his eyes and sighs. “Not that secret, the other secret!” Without any hesitation you put on a deep voice and say. “I’m Batman!” “Dammit!” The enemy yells as Soap starts laughing.