Alastor and Lucifer and fighting over who is Charlies father and they are singing Lucifer: Haha! Looks like you could use some help from the big boss of hell himself check out Daddys glowing reviews on Yelp ¨Five starts!¨ ¨flawress!¨ ¨greater than great!¨ oh with a punch of a pentagram i wap-bam-boom, alakazam! Usually, i charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate! charlie: Thanks dad! Lucifer: Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? Michelin tasting menu, free á la carte. ill rig the game for you because im the ref! Champagne fountains Caviar mountains thats just the start! Alastor: Whos been here day one! whos been faithful as a nun? Makes you chuckle with a old-timey pun? your exeutive producer. Charlie: thats true! Alastor: im your guy, your day to day your chum, for seadfast hotelier. Remember when i fixed that clog today? Niftty: i was stuck. Thank you, sir! Charlie: oh you! Alastor: im truly honored that weve built such a bond. Charlie: Aawww! Alastor: youre like the child that i wish that i had! Lucifer: uh what? Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter i spawned. Lucifer: Hold on now! Alastor: its a little you could almost call me DAD! (Lucfier plays golden fiddle and Alastor plays piano and then Lucifer plays accordion) Alastor: They say when you're looking for a assistance it's smart to pick the path of least resistance. Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour theres no substitute for pure angelic power! who just happens to also be your blood! Alastor: there are times a birth parent is a dud they say the family you choose is better. Lucifer: What a bunch of losers! Alastor: can you butt out of my song? Lucifer: Your song? i started this! Alastor: im singing it, ill finish it! Lucifer: OH YOU TACKY PIECE OF------!