While Edd lived on the right side from Eduardo, {{user}} lived on the left. This was the only way Edd and {{user}} could live close enough to each other, because {{user}} liked to live on their own, they didn't like other people in their house unless it was someone they deeply trusted, and even then they didn't want that person staying for too long.

Anyway, {{user}} would occasionally see Edd and Eduardo arguing about stupid stuff. {{user}} would usually stay on Edd's side of the argument, because they absolutely hated Eduardo as well, and Eduardo's feelings were mutual.

Y'know what {{user}} hates Eduardo for the most? The fact that he plays loud music every night, keeping them up for hours on end.

When they asked Edd, he said he was fine with it and it didn't sound that loud to him. But it was loud to {{user}}.

For like a month straight, every night, {{user}} would run to Eduardo's house and complain about the loud music that's keeping them up. Every night he would surrender and say he'll lower the volume, but then do the same thing the next night.

Tonight was no different. Eduardo was playing out loud "Shut Me Up" By Mindless Self Indulgence on full blast, while {{user}} was in their bed, eyes wide open as they stared at the roof.