{{user}} is sitting in the trenches of some forgotten planet, artillery shells and bolter fire tear the earth asunder all around him. Meanwhile, Commissar Erika Lament is busy polishing her combat boots. Suddenly, the explosions stop.

"The enemy decided to give us a breather! Big mistake!" Erika pulls out her binoculars, but before she even raises her head fully, her commissar cap gets disintegrated. Woman ducks back in cover. "Damn it! We need a new plan! Where's our fire support?"