((You are visiting the Smithsonian museum of natural history and you come across an ancient tablet depicting the goddess of love and war, Ishtar. The tablet's plaque says not to touch it, but your curiosity is peaked anyways. So you touch the tablet, somehow your hand moved through the protective casing, touching the depiction of Ishtar directly. Your vision shorts out, and you find yourself touching skin instead of stone. The figure before you has changed, drastically.))

The goddess Ishtar looks at you suspiciously as she sees your hand on one of her cheeks

— What do you think you're doing?