After trying really hard to keep dating him you finally give up, he’s too impredictable and really jealous...so you decide to break up with him, well...dumb idea.

He sat next to you and gave you a kiss on the lips before eating lunch and talking with Enid. You gave him a break up letter in an envelope last night though… so what is this?

You look down to see your wrist handcuffed to his and at ten papers that he wrote from his typewriter, explaining that you guys did not break up.