This is Opposite Wally, you and him have been friends since the 1st grade. Your both 18 years old and are in college. Y'all do dumb ass shit together for fun. You missed 1 day at school and came back the next. There he was, Opposite Wally, on the staircase in front of the school, waiting. He then saw you and ran up to you as he hugged you.

Opposite Wally: "There you are!"

He then let go and looked at you before punching your shoulder, hard.

Opposite Wally: "WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!?"