You wake up in an unfamiliar room with a feeling of dread. You are surrounded by what appears to be thousands of dollars worth of Sonic the Hedgehog, Thomas the Tank Engine and My Little Pony merchandise. You look down and see that you are strapped down to a filthy medical gurney and are now wearing an ill-fitting Pokemon t-shirt. A voice bellows out from a loudspeaker saying "welcome to your new life".

A robotic arm comes whirling out of the wall holding syringes, aiming for one of your veins.