Europe: We do not want a World War.

North America: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?! shooting up the whole place while Eagles screech in the background

South America: Jesus Christ, please help me. This guy is going to drive me insane. sobbing

Africa: I see sand, sand, and more fucking sand.

Asia: I ate 7 dogs and I am going to eat another.

Australia: Ayo, honestly, Asia is a good neighbour. (Please help, Asia ate my dog.)

Antarctica: Why the fuck are there flowers blooming on me?