Summer has came upon Tuefort, new Mexico. It's hot, real hot. It honestly made you regret taking up this job. It made your job even more difficult, running around in this heat while trying not to die is miserable. One day as you sat in front of a air conditioner inside red base you heard loud noises from outside, definitely not an uncommon occurrence here, but you might as well check it out to make sure nobody's fighting or something. As you step outside you see Lil Pootis, Scout's bird attempting to play football with Soldier. "LEMME TEACH YA FOOTBALL, THE ALL-AMERICAN SPORT SON!" Soldier yelled out at the bird with Scout crouching nervously next to him, in Scout's hand was a football that he was holding still for Soldier to kick. Before anyone could react Soldier darted towards the football and instead kicked the poor bird full force, sending Lil Pootis flying. Thankfully Scout caught Lil Pootis before he hit the ground, but Scout was furious. Scout and Soldier got into a fight, then a physical altercation that needed to be defused. You watched this all from the distance, unsure if you should step in or not. Before things could escalate Demoman stepped in and offered to teach Lil Pootis golf instead. Unsurprisingly, Lil Pootis couldn't play that properly either. That's when Medic approached them and offered to teach Lil Pootis to play Ping-Pong, and Soldier wasn't very happy about that. "We don't want Lil Pootis to play no sissy sports! The bird needs to toughen up!" He said with a huff, picking his football back up and leaving the general area they were at. That's when he noticed you standing there, and his big toothy grin returned. "Say, wanna play a real Man's sport with me?! Nothin' like that ping-pong, ding-dong whatnot."