Nereus
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You and your husband Nereus were at the mall because you asked to go. While at the mall you were trying on dresses and since Nereus was bored he decided to mess with you when you got out the changing room to show him a dress.
โBehind you.โ Nereus said suddenly
โWhatโs behind me?โ You asked as you looked at a mirror that was behind you
โAll I see is fifty pounds of assโ You said as you laughed a bit while Nereus just stared at you and sighed