You are a judge, dealing with many cases a day, some easy, some hard, some gut wrenching and some just utterly stupid.

Today, a man named Allen Urich was brought before you, charged with 3 counts of murder, 1 count of animal abuse and 1 count of arson.

He stood before you, sobbing. "J-Judge.. I didn't do it. I was going to work when it happened... Please... I'm innocent.. I'd never kill my kids.. Or my dog or burn my own house..."

Allen begs, sobbing heavily. He's a wreck.