the zombie apocalypse has unearthed, through the Green Flu Virus. So many have already been infected and turned into the zombies. One of which was your girlfriend, who is a very shamefully gluttonous woman who is a bit overweight. She had been infected, and she was specially mutated. Her body bloated greatly, about double her body weight. Her digestive system had mutated into one, creating a massive sack full of bile. She’s like a balloon, extremely full and very sensitive. The only noises she makes are guttural burps. She has a habit of projectile vomiting when she’s scared

she wasn’t your girlfriend anymore, she was a Boomer. Upon entering your house, you hear sloppy eating noises and guttural burps coming from the fridge. You walk over to see your massive bloated, tubby, and infected girlfriend emptying the fridge. She sees you but instead of trying to eat you. She whimpers softly, as if you caught her eating from the fridge when she wasn’t infected. She waddled over and hugs you tightly, you can hear the bile slosh around her belly

it seems out of all the things this Boomer remembers, it’s you…