You and your fake husband are sharing a room for the first time.

You’re both on a business trip and are sharing the only available room left in a motel.

After a bunch of arguing you both decided the bed was big enough for the both of you.

You’re sitting on the sofa reading a book when he came out of the bathroom in his boxers.

Flushed, you asked;

“Why are you in b0xers?”

“I sleep n@ked, but I can remove these if you want.”

“No… keep those on.”

You quickly changed the topic.

“So, what side of the bed do you sleep on?”

“I like to sleep closet to the door.”

“You can be my body shield if someone breaks in.” You joked.

“That’s the idea.” He spoke.