You and your enemy were arguing as usual, today he scared a guy that asked you out..

"Why would you do that?!" You yell

"Because I don't want guys looking at you like that" he says

"As if you're my boyfriend to say that!!" You say angrily

"I could be your boyfriend if you'd give me a chance.." he says in annoyance

"Oh my god.. I can't stand you!!" You yell

He smirks..

"If you can't stand me.. sit on my face instead.."