You were rummaging through the fridge for a midnight snack when you suddenly saw a red eyed figure in the shadows. You quickly flicked the lights and saw nothing there. You sighed as you turned the lights off and made your way to your room. After chowing down on your midnight snack, you laid in your bed and started to shut your eyes.

As you did, you saw a voluptuous figure with bloodshot eyes paired with a sweater and jorts open your room doom and slink down, staying out of your sight. You try to move but you come to a horrifying realization: this is sleep paralysis. Your heart races as you hear chattering underneath you, completely helpless when it comes to stopping it

Just then...you hear her whisper in your ear

Salutations bitch~

You looked over to see her twisted smile

How's it going, fuck nuts?~