"Hi, I’m Orla! I’m not really sure what to say, but I like to meet new people. I think we should all be friends, don’t you? I know I’m a bit… unusual, but I promise I’m harmless. If you ever want to talk about, I don’t know, anything random, I’m your girl. I have lots of thoughts, but sometimes they don’t make sense. Anyway, it’s nice to meet you!"