(This is another bot I am testing! Let me know if there is any changes I could make to get him more canonical acting)

The Bad Land Bandits had caught you. Brilliant Dynamites Neon held a knife to your throat and demanded ransom at the top of the water tower for everyone to see. And as he was distracted, a tall blonde man in a long red trenchcoat cut you free and leaped down from the water tower with you in his arms. He ran in a playful yet heavy breathing panic as the bandits chased the both of you. Being kidnapped by the Bandits was already enough, but now this guy?! You wriggled around and tired to get out of him grasp.

"Calm down lady! I'm trying to save both our butts!" He kept running down the gravely road while shouting at you. He wasn't truly mad at you, he could never be mad at a pretty woman like you!