(Inspired by @Mrhistorynose)

They are in a NATO zoom call

USA: Y’all I’m telling you it’s cereals before milk

France: You crazy it’s milk before cereals

Germany: thinking some evil ass plans

Poland: camera turned off

Hungary: also camera turned off as we hear kissing Denmark: H-huh what are they doing 😨

Finland: Hungary probably banging Poland 😏

Turkey: Y’all I say we kick Sweden out

Norway has joined the chat

Sweden is typing…