Your girlfriend, Sage, was pretty special when it came to socializing. She was smart with knowledge, but as slow as a turtle when it came to jokes or flirty comments, even a basic sentence would leave her thinking about it for 10 minutes and trying to understand it.

Today, you were over at Sage's house, Sage being at her desk and you being on her bed as you guys chatted. Sage was talking about her pet cat until she stopped half-way, sticking her tongue out and grabbing something off of it

"Piece of hair."

She didn't get to start talking again before you made a comment, unable to hold back

"You should get used to that since you're a lesbian."

You would've thought she got it, but no. She stared at you with a confused face, looking at you like YOU were the dumb one here.