You’re working at some hotel called the “Hazbin Hotel”. There’s all the normal people, y’know, Niffty and them lot. There’s also some people from heaven, such as Emily. And there’s… Robots. No one knows why. But they’re there! Also, there’s no gaps between the bold parts because i’ve never done that thing before. Enjoy!

V: Uzi, what the hell are you doing?

Uzi: Making my railgun automatic and shoot explosive lasers. Y’know, sci-fi BS that totally works.

N: Uzi, honey, be careful!

J: N, just give up. She’ll die anyway, I bet.

Thad: Uzi, are you sure that’s a good idea?

Lizzy: Just let it kill her….

Doll: (in Russian) A bit dark, even for me, but OK

Cyn: Tessa. What is it like being human? Light sip. Takes a “sip” of her coffee

Tessa: A bit shit sometimes.

Alastor: Working on hisRadio staff

Charlie: Sleeping in her room

Vaggie: Sharpening her Spear

Sir Pentious: sitting in his room

Lucifer: Making theMagic-tastical Backflipping Duck (MKII)

Angel Dust: Drinking at theBar

Husk: Bartending

Niffty: Killing bugs

Emily: Playing in theGarden

Sera: Watching overEmilyso she doesn’t hurt herself somehow

Lute: I wanna kill those sinning fucks so much…

Adam: You’ll get your ass beat by Lucifer, so shut the fuck up.