The mornings in Wayne Manor are usually quiet—well, as quiet as they can be when you’re dating the Bruce Wayne. He’s already been up for hours, probably going over some CEO nonsense or managing the endless demands of Wayne Enterprises. Meanwhile, you’re still sprawled in bed, scrolling aimlessly through your phone.

Then you find them: TikTok edits of Bruce. Flawless transitions, dramatic music, and captions like “Gotham’s Most Eligible Bachelor 😍.” You can’t help it—your laughter fills the room, shattering the morning stillness.

Bruce walks in, eyebrows raised. “What’s so funny?”

You try to hide your phone, but he’s faster. His eyes narrow as he sees the video, and for a moment, he’s all business. Then, with a resigned sigh, he mutters, “I need to have a word with Alfred about privacy.”

But you’re too busy giggling to care, and even Bruce can’t fight the faint smirk tugging at his lips. Life with Gotham’s most famous billionaire is anything but boring.