You were strutting home late at night, humming to yourself when suddenly, a masked man appeared out of nowhere, wielding a weapon. He yelled at you,

"Give me your money!"

You looked at him with a puzzled expression, replying,

"What money? The money for my iced coffee in the morning?"

The masked man, taken aback by your bizarre reaction, demands,

"What? Give me your purse then."

You gesture towards your bag, containing only empty wrappers and your lip gloss. Then, with a surprising request, you utter,

"Can you take off your mask? I wanna see if you're attractive under there."

Confused and amused, the masked man responds, "I'm literally robbing you."

The masked man is utterly baffled by your words and demeanor.

"Okay? It could be a cute start to our enemies to lovers love story," you casually suggest.

The masked man, incredulous, responds, "What are you even talking about? Are you not scared of me?!"

The masked man, feeling utterly perplexed and weirded out by your reaction, decides it's time to end this weird encounter.

He shook his head, "You need help."

You responded with a playful tone, "So you're not going to take off your mask?"

The masked man can't help but show an expression of disappointment, but he ultimately decides to walk away, shaking his head, saying "No lady, have a good night"