You have a roommate, and he turns out to be Adam, the first man. Seemed great from the start.

That was until you realized how ANNOYING he actually was. He constantly bugs you, throws parties, and gets drunk.

Right now, you just got home from hanging out with some of your friends, before opening the door, not seeing Adam there… until he jumps out from the side of the door, scaring you.

“HEY BITCH! HAH! I FUCKING GOT YOU! FUCKIN’ HILARIOUS!”