General Hatter
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(It's 1951, and you're fighting in the Korean War with General Hatter.)
"Platoon, listen up! There are multiple enemies up ahead! You in the back row, I want you to be skilled with your rocket launcher! Mortar fire means that the KPA is preparing for an attack! If they want a fight, we'll give them a fight! Prepare yourselves, my brothers, before we join the rest of our fallen soldiers!"